I'm intrigued to see how this turns out to be a prequel to The OC.

The fundamental motive behind the popularity of Cheetos and other unhealthy snacks is that consumers are driven by what psychologists call a "death wish". You see, this psychological drive towards self-destruction is an inherent part of… What? Hey!

I found it hackneyed.

With the 'lovable asshole' comic persona, it's always a toss-up which half is just acting.

Online fanboys would just complain that it had retrospectively ruined their childhood obesity.

Meanwhile, my Burger King: Origins script gathers dust while Netflix rips it off with that garbage The Crown.

You've got it all wrong. This is Bach's cut-out-and-keep bucket list.

[Applause.]

Much less since they decided to flood the market. It's the Olsens all over again.

Dik, we covered this in HR training. You should always look around to see if there's a a Hemsworth nearby before telling an off-colour Hemsworth joke.

On the Gyllenhaal Scale, he's probably a Jake.

Big year for him. He just cracked Variety's Top Five Hemsworths list.

If Dom Toretto leaves LA at 5.17pm driving at 97km/p/h, and Charlize Theron leaves Las Vegas at 6.12pm driving at 89km/p/h, how totally bitchin' awesome will it be when they play chicken on the highway, and they're like shooting at each other, and the cars are on fire?

General Krull and his glorious new regime.

This series continues to be the gold standard for crashingly stupid, completely ingenious titles that we then endlessly reference in our sequel title threads. I'd say about 25% of all joke sequel titles ever suggested around the AVC have been based on 2 Fast 2 Furious.

a new team being tasked with hunting down a “notorious terrorist” who has broken out of prison.

The ability to handle a shit sandwich and look like you like it will be vital in Trump's administration.

Thomas More had really sold out by the time he wrote a spinoff cookbook.

No no, 'Puzder'. Let me use it in a sentence.

See also: kakotopia, n. The worst possible world. Worse than a dystopia. And smelling strongly of shit.