That joke was as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

That's him under Sia's wig.

Sour grapes much? I'm sure A7X's day will come.

Fun fact: all of Russia's current spies are still forced to wear black leather bodysuits, because it reminds Putin of his KGB days. Unfortunately, by now they're all overweight hackers.

Is Dan Brown is a pioneering physicist in his spare time? If not, wow.

Turns out the north country was Sweden, and the girl was a Nobel prize judge. It's all about who you sleep with.

But wasn't the Death Star first seen as a holographic plan in (sorry) Attack of the Clones? So did Galen Erso just build on those plans and claim credit?

For once, post-Golden Age Simpsons will be making viewers feel nauseous for reasons unconnected to its quality.

There was a short film a little while ago where a guy went home to interview his Trump-supporting parents, trying to understand their perspective. The most revealing moment in it was when he was talking to his dad, a small business owner and a quiet, decent-seeming guy, about what he thought the American Dream was.

I can't believe they rejected my Simpsons-themed dessert, 'Blue M&M, Red M&M'.

"Essen mein Scheisse."

As early as the 1980s I was on the record condemning the war on drugs as, like, totally grody.

Bronies run the media, man. You should read my blog.

Syfy orders pilots about AI, ghosts, and a hallucinating hitman

Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard are firing their agents for failing to get them those Nocturnal Animals gigs.

Thank you, RW. Every time I see your posts it's like some kind of…special holiday.

This Jesus guy—whoever he is—is equal parts passionate lover and protective father figure

"I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."

I can't see Iron Man 4: Wrath of Whiplash being greeted too warmly.

For the 'Jar Jar Overture', they got the entire London Philharmonic to pitch in on the kazoo.