I feel like AV Club commenters really can't cast the first stone when it comes to bad puns.

And even then…

I just Googled "twinks can" and this casting rumour seems to check out. More than eleven million hits!

I'm not worried because Giacchino will be doing the score. I'm worried because of the leaked track titles he's working on, 'Comical Pie Fight', 'Vader Sex Jam', and 'Jar Jar Overture'.

Day 63 of the shoot:

I just hope somebody is keeping an eye on that Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

It was like Before Sunrise, but with only one of the parties talking, and R-rated.

Fun Fact: The original manga is based on a true story about the time I found a waifu pillow down at the dump and took it home to teach it about love.

Mandatory link.

Given this precedent, maybe they should make the next season about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

Also of note: Clive Barker apparently tweets in the third person. I like to imagine this is an extension of his macabre inner monologue.

Everyone's in such a gosh-darn rush these days.

JO BIDN DED 4 YEARS AGO NOW BEEN PLAIED BY CHRACTER ACTER JN SLATTRY.

Sean, I think you were being snarky for some of this, but it would really help if you added a [snark] tag to all the relevant passages.

Heaven Knows I'm Marketable Now.

Will the puppies come dead already or will I have to do that myself? Also, will they be stocking Dalmatians?

A racist and imperialist nineteenth-century boys' periodical?

Hey, someone's been following my Tumblr slash fic!

'Westlife' always sounded to me like a great name for a white supremacist, islamophobic right-wing party.

Zayn, by Zayn, feat. Zayn, inspired by the motion picture Zayn, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire.