Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? It was Earth.

[DUM-DUM] LARS HOMESTEAD, 12.15pm

[DUM-DUM] BEGGAR'S CANYON, 11.45am

[DUM-DUM] TOSCHE STATION, 11.15am

[DUM-DUM] MOS EISLEY, 10.30am

"Yes, you can have the rights to A New Hope - but for every airing of it, you have to show the one with Jar Jar fucking Binks."

It's a tone, it's a genre, it's a feeling!

It's like poetry - it rhymes.

Fahcking 'gigabytes', mate? Wot we need is to bring back the good old Imperial measure, fiddlybumberbytes.

"Point, and riposte, and parry… Now, at this point in the fight, you'll typically get your hand chopped off and fall down a huge shaft."

Well, there's your theme song right there.

My cherished fan theory is that Kylo presumably only got lightsaber training from Luke, who himself only got about five minutes' worth of formal training in his life. That's a lot of inherited Jedi expertise lost. From the height of fancy duelling in the prequels, each generation should be getting shittier and…

If the tone really is changing, I'm holding out for a bawdy Kashyyyk sex romp.

1), 2) and 3): A space wizard did it.

Why do the people shrink away? I am baring my teeth in the approved manner, am I not?

rather than cuddle up with a real animal, Sethi had to develop a relationship with a disembodied puppet head or a headless bear torso.

My God, I just watched the clip and she's genuinely terrifying in the reaction shots. She looks like she just learned how to smile from a YouTube tutorial.

Apparently the Fox News 'Head of HR' was actually just a codeword for Roger Ailes's penis. The 'head' part is self-explanatory. 'HR' reportedly stood for 'huge rod'. The penis did not fulfill any of the supervisory duties of the role.

Although it has also had a genre-spanning career, ranging from classics like ITT Happened One Night and ITT Came From Outer Space to the disappointing 2010 romcom ITT's Kind Of A Funny Story.

A spokesman for ITT commented: "Cheese it! It's the feds!"