And it ends with a character triumphantly going home to have sex with their wife.

[Worldly, idealistic older man The Art of Being Frank condescendingly explains things to the ditzy, scatterbrained little lady wo. Coldplay's 'Fix You' plays in the background.]

Man, we had some good overused Arrested Development references, right?

Take as long as you need, Mitch, but please give us episodes featuring all the cast together. The character-focused episode structure of the last season just felt off somehow. I don't care if we have to wait so long that Michael Cera starts to look like a teenager.

Oh boy, the Mormons are going to be mad.

You're ridiculous if you won't admit that Leia is a flawed candidate! What about those Death Star plans missing from the private server? What about Bothanghazi?

That was true, from a certain point of view. Specifically, the 'acting career' point of view.

Hayden Christenson just took one look at all those sandy beach scenes and turned them down flat.

Hey, is that a dig against renowned brain surgeon and Egyptologist Ben Carson?

What about an Ice Bucket Challenge to raise awareness of the millions living without clean drinking water in the developing world?

If it's, like, a big jam jar, can we serve cocktails in it?

I don't even own a bucket.

Demonstrating once again that Big Ice Bucket has the best lobbyists.

I had a similar experience reading Peter Benchley's original Jaws book. Definitely more marital infidelity and handjobs than I remember from the film.

2018: That Pokemon Go craze actually did some good, NSA announces.

I know it's against HR guidelines, but, you know…life finds a way.

Thank God he had a good editor who persuaded him to cut that velociraptor sexual harassment subplot.

You get a DVD of this film free in the Red Pill starter pack.

"A Trump presidency based on bigotry, hate and fear would be a catastrophe for our country. And speaking of 'aca'…!"

And yet David Simon won't return my phone calls about Wire Babies.