Fuck, or fuck not. There is no try.

I can see the headlines now!

Angry Republicans in the audience were heard to comment that they wanted something else.

It goes back to its troubled childhood, when Twitter's mom would make it stand on the sidewalk holding a sign that said "I Pooped The Bed".

"We don't need Twitter! The free speech revolution will continue on Google+!"

Look, if the left can't even agree on what delicious pastry represents our logic, we'll never get anywhere.

AUDIENCE AFTER FIRST FILM OF MATRIX TRILOGY MARATHON SCREENING: Can I go now?

Smigel hates the nasty fundamentalistses.

Well, you come up with a rhyme for "systemic corruption".

Voiced in the new series by Randy Quaid.

I'm all on board with them still solving mysteries in the new series, but I hope they won't be rewriting history any more. That Holocaust denial arc went to some dark places.

But I didn't say that it was wrong, or that it would affect my enjoyment of the movie. It isn't, and it wouldn't. I think these trends in Hollywood are perfectly fair game for dumb jokes.

It's not xenophobia if it's snark at the expense of Hollywood's increasing preoccupation with courting Chinese cinema audiences.

"Here in the glorious space future, the world has put aside its old hatreds and prejudices to explore the wider universe together. Isn't that right Chekhov, you vodka-loving, squat-dancing, hot-headed little Russian?"

I think slathering on some BBQ sauce could really help our penetration in Southern regions.

Exactly, like John Harrison.

Qweef Latina! Go stand in the corner of the business class. Everyone else! Stop that unbusinesslike giggling.

Klingleberries.

Learning not to laugh at the phrase "market penetration" is the first whole week of business school.

Please, "wenereal" disease. Probably from Wenus.