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Well, now I'm just imagining the prone, unconscious, waxy nude figure of Donald Trump.

"Coming up next on Fox News…if you liked Bill O'Reilly, you'll love this confused, drunk vagrant we found wandering past the studio wearing a Trump baseball cap."

He and Jake Lloyd are roommates, living under fake names.

Can you believe it's been six years since Noah Ringer and his little pals won our hearts? Calling Mr M Night Shyamalan - sequel please!

I think the placeholder was "Iraqioilium".

Hillary will never admit the problem of rampant kebabs, because she's in the pocket of her big doners.

Although, like Hogwarts, Trump University does also offer to sell its students magic beans.

But ironically, the new Avatar movies will have a much less starry cast than those Clash of Clans mobile game ads.

I think you mean 'He Who Shall Not Be Shamed'.

"Settle down, people - settle down. We sold The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, we sold Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium, and goddammit, we're going to sell this."

BREAKING NEWS: The American Hogwarts has been sealed off by police after reports of a wand-wielding assailant on the campus.

"Inspecto prostanum!"

Where do the electrolytes fit in?

A person who disconnects is simply exercising their right to communicate or not to communicate with a particular person. This is one of the most fundamental rights of Man. For as Mr. Hubbard pointed out:
“If one has the right to communicate, then one must also have the right to not receive communication from another.

Sherlock S04E01: The Mystery of the Disappearing Economy.

Gilmore [REDACTED FOR INDECENCY BY THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PROMOTION OF VIRTUE AND THE PREVENTION OF VICE]

For continued EU citizenship, you should investigate if you have a) an Irish granny for an Irish passport, or b) E1.3m to invest in exchange for a Maltese passport.

Watch carefully, America. This is what it looks like when a nation shits the bed.

I hope any and all female driving scenes have been edited out for Saudi Netflix.