"What's that? 'Eat more'? You're the boss!"

Ugh, the ones who are always interrupting stuff to tell you they love you are the worst.

Crunching the data a bit more, I think you'll find that Americans may look like they're consuming media, but are really just trying to avoid having to look at or converse with their stupid coworkers and families.

Ansel Elgort isn't how I pictured the Archmage of the Aether for some reason, but okay.

You know what kids' movies based on popular games have been missing up to now?

[Popular music star who is obviously not a hologram, and that's the joke.]

Truly a golden age. Imagine how much better the 'Dancing in the Dark' video would have been if, instead of Springsteen pulling a delighted Courtney Cox up on stage, a bunch of flickery CGI bullshit had happened.

[X] THE WOMEN…AND THE CHILDREN

Back in the Boer War, one of the Boer generals was called De Wet, and apparently there was a British joke that went:

Teti's mom cameo or GTFO.

The Adventures of Forky McForkface and Mister Electrical Outlet.

Sure, they're cute when they're boy scouts. But as soon as they grow up into man scouts, they get flushed down the toilet.

Pixar should never have given David Milch that executive producer job.

Tiny Tony Soprano wonders what happened to the rubber duckies that used to be in his bath.

"Monkey Brain Surgeon" would run ten seasons, minimum.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't understand. Because, as we've established, he's a baby."

I can't believe this "baby gangster" drivel gets picked up, but my pitch about the "child soldier" gets rejected. He's just a kid but he has to kill people! Maybe Idris Elba shouts at him! It would have been comedy gold.

"Anyway, Theon, how's your sex life?"

Just like uranium, the long-term effects of exposure to Limp Bizkit may take years to appear.

So their apology for overcharging is an incentive to do more business with their crooked, exploitative asses?