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curiouscarla
curiouscarla
Years down the line I think the thing I’m going to remember most about 2015 is that it’s harder than it looks to put on a shark costume and not fuck up.
If it sounded like I am disparaging hot dogs, please, do not misunderstand. I love lips and buttholes.
She's got Donnie Wahlberg, so she's...upgraded? Made a lateral move? Downgraded?
Numerous times during the preparation for and staging of the 2015 Women’s World Cup, FIFA has made it clear that…
Oh god I know. I got the F22 too. Oh well, still better than that time Jezebel told me I was a Maxi Dress.
He just happened to leave a list laying on his desk or IT went back and pulled the records of his former passwords? Which seems more logical?
He can’t gain root access though, that’s why he’s stuck on The Concourse and Adequate Man.
Of course the Cardinals have the best scouting - they’re the only franchise that has access to a second team’s player personnel database.
dude, unclench. let’s just take away their draft picks and fine the owners and coaches and stuff.
He probably yelled at the Ferguson protestors to go get a job, too.
This is the greatest article I’ve ever read on Deadspin. I’m going to read it to my son every night before bed. #LetsGoAstros
No, nor can they be put out if there is a shred of non-mirror finished chrome on the truck.
Can fires not be put out if a fire truck is dirty?
nah nah nah, can’t hear you
Once the ex and I were at a middle road Italian place and both had gotten pasta dishes. They come out and his is a completely different dish than he ordered and the server didn’t realize the mistake until she got to the table. She actually recognized the mistake when she looked at him and went “Wait you got X dish,…
I get the flu: can barely walk the distance from my bed to the bathroom.
It really depends on where/how the child was conceived. In CA if it was done through medical intervention, there is intent and legal standing. If it was done at home, the donor is a father with no second mother. Different states have murkier rules.
They also appeared on Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta. Don’t judge me.
I was an involuntary stay at home dad while I looked for a job, and the playground shit (while not nearly as bad as you described) was still ridiculous.