I really thought they were gonna kiss.

The Enquirer or one of those tabloid trash rags had a cover story about Hils successfully blackmailing the FBI to end their investigation of her emails. It was meant to cause outrage, but my reaction was if she can do that I want her to be dealing with the Putin problem and taking down Isis. That is one tough woman.

He only drinks it in the form of a mint julep.

My dad goes to see phish in Colorado every year. He gets some sort of hotel package with transportation to and from the show and can consume all the legal edibles he wants to. He has a dream of them creating some sort of jam band Branson near Red Rocks.

My honey works banquets and frequently brings me arrangements that have been left behind. I love it because FLOWERS and really don’t care that he didn’t pay for them or whatever, he was thinking of me when he picked them up and gave them to me, and quite frankly if he spent the actual cost of some of these…

My mom’s crazy curly hair grew in straight at some point when she was pregnant with me and has been ever since. She gives me a lot of credit for saving her money at the salon.

When he was auditioning for the role, and asked the producers how they wanted him to play the character, ,they told him that they wanted him to be Ice if he had become a cop. I don’t think he’s stretching too much, and I love the character and the show.

I went to stand in line at a deli one day, looking at my phone and paying no particular attention to the people in front of me, when I look up and realize the dude directly in front of me has a fucking SNAKE wrapped around his ponytail like it was a hair elastic and said snake was basically eyeing me from above (i am…

It’s like when my rec soccer team had a good player for a season and got bumped up 2 levels for the next. The good player left for another team that had other good players and we spent the season getting our asses handed to us over and over.

A family member and I walked into a small local museum a year or so ago intending to have dinner at the restaurant. It seemed, well, awful dark, and nobody was around and we pretty quickly realized although the front door was unlocked the museum was not open at the time. We hightailed it out of there, cause we didn’t…

Going to see it in IMAX 3D. Don’t currrr.

I had the same situation. I read 5 & 6 a few days before the general public. It was awesome.

I go to that stadium a lot and it seems like every time there is a near miss. The beer garden/bleachers are right on the first base line, so people sitting where they need to be paying attention often aren’t. Was there a few weeks ago and saw someone get hit on the head while looking at their phone; luckily it was a…

Oooh, that sounds like a seriously great chicken pot pie idea.

Stevie nicks’ roadies gave a friend tickets and backstage passes for her show as part of a tip. The friend was so thrilled. Really nice thing to do.

Not really at all. Ideally you never really heat the eggs up enough to kill all the bacteria, which is fine if you eat the hollandaise somewhat quickly (like sometime the same day). More than that and your sauce is basically a bacterial breeding ground, even in the fridge. Everything likes butter and egg yolks.

I live in Little Rock and some genius designed the local minor league stadium with the beer garden/open seating area right on the first baseline. I'm always amazed no one has died (other than the first base ump that got hit and did actually die.) I would rather sit in that area, personally, but so many people just…

Get one of those corrogated cardboard cat scratcher things. Sprinkle a bit of catnip on it. No more destroyed furniture. Also recommend a plastic circle toy with a ball in the middle. The cat will spend hours trying to get that stupid ball out and you don't have to spend hours looking for toys under…

Restaurant workers tend to be some of the most proficient swearers in existence. Most of us can do it in multiple languages. not a problem.

He is pandering to the Paula Deen demographic.