This is true and awsome.

Browns scouting on this guy:

Extra-large cranium = moar futball knowlage
Narrow shoulders = threds neddle wen taklin

It’s like Andy Reid looking at a slab of ribs he’d pasted a pair of googly eyes to.

Exactly! He has “joked” that the only way to counteract the (non-existant) widespread voter fraud on the left is for his people to vote multiple times. If you are stupid enough to a) Vote for Donald Trump and b) believe the bullshit about Dems participating in whide spread, in person voter fraud then it should come as…

Seriously if she can somehow have hundreds of people assassinated and not get caught, uh, I’m going to vote for Black Widow then, thanks.

zero interceptions though, so that’s going well for him.

I love love love this argument. “Yes, Donald Trump is an unashamed misogynist who quite literally brags about sexually assaulting women, but Hillary Clinton’s husband had affairs! Those things are totally equivalent!”

Your mind is wickedly brilliant and I love it! Their heads would explode! How could they spin it? They would blame Obama and Hillary for brainwashing the military and turning them into a bunch of ‘those things Trump likes to grab because he is rich and entitled” (Nevermind that they hunted down and killed Bin…

Trump is going to live forever. Probably spending eternity grabbing Peter Thiels pussy.

Meant to convey: “I have so much power, I answer important those 2AM calls in the bedroom when I’m on an actual booty call! Y’know, with my actual daughter! Whom you all want to bang, but you can’t, because she’s mine mine mine me me me mine!”

Well (unless I missed something), he doesn’t actually say that Townsend’s statement was incorrect. So it’s still possible his father is voting for Clinton. He’d just prefer that it remain on the DL, because it’s apparently less shameful for a Republican to vote for a hate-fueled and dangerously unstable cretin than…

Oh welm then i amend my previous statements of trying to not label him the creep that he clearly is.

Late to the party; Japan’s been making this joke for centuries.

Goddammit.

They voted down the covalent bond issue

I’m sorry, I must wait for the latest quote from the Republican Candidate on this matter before....oh wait........here it is:

It’s okay to be deeply cynical and on the right side of history.

“As his publisher, we support George RR Martin as he works hard to finish The Winds of Winter. Any on-sale dates currently listed online for the novel are incorrect. Once we have a publication date for The Winds of Winter, the world will know.”

I can’t wait for next year when he gets signed to a 4th level hockey team in Wisconsin.

She certainly gets bored easily. Having a dying lover must feel so noble and romantic. I hope her friend has a strong, stable support network.