Knowing FIFA, they’ll hold a new vote and Sepp will still win.

Unthinkingly, I just glanced at the $38,000 figure and thought “Boy howdy, that sure is a lot of money to make!” Then I read the first sentence, took a closer look, and realized that I was looking at the DEDUCTIONS from pay. This guy gets more deducted from his pay in a month than I gross in a year. Then I killed…

Ballghazi just keeps getting better and better. I’ve never wanted both sides to lose more.

We’re talking about a real shitty criminal. I wouldn’t be surprised if he waited for the moment the two were on the jumbotron to pull the trigger.

I don’t know about in a game. In a club, maybe. In a car, probably. In the middle of nowhere, definitely. But, you’re probably safe in a game, Ryan.

Well, the NFL IS out to get them, but because the Patriots are compromising the quality of the product. That’s the real issue here. Gooddell doesn’t give a fuck if the Patriots actually cheated. He gives a fuck that they got caught and people might stop following the games, and thus the NFL might lose a precious…

UFC president Dana White said the promotion is only now falling in line with what has been standard practice in other professional sports organizations for years.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I’ve used that “perversely fascinating puck of solid fat” to make pie crusts. Seriously. It is great.

I truly cannot bring myself to read a single comment when this was posted to Facebook. The dumb shit people put their legal name to is incredible.

The family has asked for lack of privacy during this transition.

If everyone kept all of their issues offline and inside of a therapists’ office, there would be nothing interesting to read. And besides, if putting myself out there can in some way, help other people cope, then why not?

I love hollandaise. And I’m not usually a shortcuts guy ... “if it’s worth doing it’s worth doing right” or some some other stodgy thing your grampa would say. But hollandaise is where I draw a bright line exception. USE. A. BLENDER. Straight out of the old timey NY Times cookbook from a zillion years ago. In blender:…

Another safety rule is never point a loaded gun at people without a stable footing.

ask about her day. ask about her family. ask what she would like to drink. never ask what happens in the bathroom.

Next Up: How To Spot If Your S/O Has In Fact Changed Her Hair.

....so you're the Hodor, huh?

Probably something to do with gas stations being private property, and gas station owners likely would have a fit if cops were using their station as a shakedown spot.