Black and white checked floors? Red and white banquets? Thousands of framed pictures on the wall? Goddamn crosses and fake flowers on a credenza? I think your design was turning away any gay person who walked through the door already (and literally anyone else with any sense and/or taste buds).

If your serial-murderer boyfriend told you not to look in the box, you might not look in the box...

but she did ask the jury to believe the following set of circumstances: that she never looked inside the box, never asked why it was so important that she throw away the box, never asked why she had to drive all the way to Providence and give Hernandez's co-defendants $500 the day after Lloyd was killed, and has no…

Holy shit, that inspired paragraph about cooking a chicken after the birth of your child resonates with me. I was washing dishes about a month after my mom died and I picked up a knife she had given to me to wash it when Grey Street came on the playlist I was listening to and I just lost it, sobbing and wiping my…

Damn straight, we work with chefs who are universally acknowledged to be the worlds greatest with regards to profanity, as such I'm proficient at swearing in French, German, Spanish, Hungarian and obviously English. Just don't swear directly at us that annoys.

I don't know if this says more about you, or me, or just means that Google knows what happened to my carpet this morning, but as soon as I typed "Jolie" it autoprompted me with "Jolie Kerr cat pee." Then I found the jizzcliner. I was not disappointed!

Is it me, or is Suri really starting to look like a computer generated composite of her parents these days?? She doesn't look real.

You think she has a special bowl or just uses anyone she finds in the pantry?

But, that's dishonest. Presumably you liked your ex, at least at first, and thought she was cool and attractive and all that. When you pretend that's not true, you're establishing that what you say to your girlfriend is a filtered and spun version of the truth, because she knows better than to think you dated someone…

I think we're talking about two different things, here. "Trying to learn about the person you're with by asking them about their life before you got with them" is not the same thing as "setting a trap." Characterizing it as some sinister machination, rather than a completely normal part of getting to know someone, is…

It looks like this is his shoplifting coat.

I've read that Nixon's sweaty TV appearances tanked him even though people were really against Kennedy for being Catholic. Then they saw the two of them on TV and were like "ew, not the gross one!"

There are plenty of things to dislike about Ted Cruz, but why IS he so sweaty looking?

OMG. She's a real-life Mellie Grant!!!

Some good advice here and I'll add some of my own—both my parents died in the last year and it sucked but they did a couple things ahead of time that helped me out tremendously.

My wife doesn't like it when I buy my girlfriend lingerie.

Take a picture with your phone of what products she uses, then you can refer to that when you're in the store.

One thing I think warrants mentioning as far as sex goes is that having the lady on top is far less messy. It'll get all over the guy, but the sheets will probably be spared. People are easier and quicker to clean than sheets.

Thanks Jolie, very solid guide for a 20ish guy whose understanding of what all a period entails and brings with was probably lacking.

Anecdotal, but friends of mine who get their butts waxed say that afterwards, their farts are louder. No hair to cover the sound, I guess? I wonder if a vast ass could also muffle the noise better than a flat ass.