It looks like this is his shoplifting coat.

I've read that Nixon's sweaty TV appearances tanked him even though people were really against Kennedy for being Catholic. Then they saw the two of them on TV and were like "ew, not the gross one!"

There are plenty of things to dislike about Ted Cruz, but why IS he so sweaty looking?

OMG. She's a real-life Mellie Grant!!!

Some good advice here and I'll add some of my own—both my parents died in the last year and it sucked but they did a couple things ahead of time that helped me out tremendously.

My wife doesn't like it when I buy my girlfriend lingerie.

Take a picture with your phone of what products she uses, then you can refer to that when you're in the store.

One thing I think warrants mentioning as far as sex goes is that having the lady on top is far less messy. It'll get all over the guy, but the sheets will probably be spared. People are easier and quicker to clean than sheets.

Thanks Jolie, very solid guide for a 20ish guy whose understanding of what all a period entails and brings with was probably lacking.

Dumbest comment ever.

How much time do we get to prepare for this battle? Give me a couple years of nonstop training with a bow and arrow and we're good, right?

Another added benefit of keeping DST is not having delays on E/W running freeways because of sunshine. Yes, there are such things as FUCKING SUNSHINE DELAYS on the Milwaukee interstate. The best was about a month ago the morning sun (driving east) was right in the eyes of the average driver at around 6:45 am and…

My six-year-old will put five hundred cows in a pen designed to hold one. And then I ask him, hey, don't you think they'd like more space, as though they're real cows living on a real farm on top of a volcano in the middle of an ocean, because I am weirdly actually concerned about the mental health of five hundred…

Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.

We arrived at our Disney hotel. Our tickets were for enough days that we could burn half a day in the park. We (me, husband, 2 kids, my parents) headed for the Magic Kingdom.

As long as she's breastfeeding, the poopie has VERY little odor... when the kid gets off the boob... LOOK OUT....

But what if ISIS is also paying attention to the dress? Maybe they turn on each other

The number one spot would still be too low.

He's funny as hell and we all want to fuck Chris Pratt

DJ Roomba is definitely above Craig, possibly above Wyatt. .