$3.5 million would have housed over 2700 homeless people for a year.

G4 was garbage from the start.

Thanks for letting us know about your tacky house, I guess

I love the designs, but I really don’t want a car company named Alpha constantly sounding the same as Alfa when people talk about them.

I agree about the price. I bought mine used for $2,000, so that helps :)

It really does look like they ordered their CEO out of a “villainous rich guy stereotypes” catalog.

All he’s doing is using stored energy in the batteries that he had to charge up from an external source.

The Smart ForTwo is a very misunderstood, and great, car.

When a cop stops me and tickets me for a rolling stop in my Muskmobile, can I have Tesla pay my fine? Do they get the points?

I’m down with that.

The guy in the car looks bored as hell.

In the future, your windows will be replaced by screens, so the screens can show you pictures of what you might see if you could look out a window

Wouldn’t that be a F-150 Lightning and Rivian fighter? The Cybertruck is still vaporware, there’s nothing to fight.

It looks positively French. I love it.

GATOR!

I guess I’m out of the loop when it comes to jet skis, I was not expecting dual cupholders. 

Audi gave her the car.

Tesla is run by a CEO who doesn’t like cars, and would rather play video games than drive. They sell their cars to people who feel the same way. 

Google exists

Complaining about the lack of a volume knob is all the credentials I need to hear. Welcome!