The Defender is priced the same as it was before. Were you expecting them to make a cheaper version?

You’re right. “Humiliating shit show” would be more accurate.

I am always here for turbo 924 shenanigans

As good as it is to have this post, it’s notable that the reason it’s not by one of the Black staff writers at Jalopnik is that there are no Black staff writers at Jalopnik.

Today is not the day for your “well actually” caucasity.

My favorite solution ever for following the rules while being more objectionable than before is this solution to fussy HOAs:

Dang it, pasted the wrong pic at the bottom. I meant to put the TJ Cruiser concept:

It says “a period of more than 14 days.”
That means 14 consecutive days.

Sliding doors are the best doors. This might not be the first time someone’s had the idea to put them something boxier than a minivan, but I don’t care. This is what the world needs more of.

Buy a cheap shed, push each vehicle into it for one day every two weeks.

Only if a pigeon comes at you with a machete. Top speed on this is probably about 10 mph.

What is it with randomly mis-capitalized words and bad punctuation, and threatening journalists any time they tell on you? Every asshole is Trump now.

Google Translate is helpful when it tells me this can be had for about USD$13,000 and it has a 150 mile range, but it’s a hero when it tells me the eQ2 can simulate FLAMEOUT CONTROL

Can you imagine dropping even the tiniest Nissan Leaf powertrain in that? It’s gotta weigh about the same as a cardboard bicycle.

I understand that they might not have known “Maybach” and “Ford” were already taken, but did they really not know they were sharing a name with the Pagani Small Pudding?

It looks like Changli is now using a Torchinsky quote on their homepage!

I’m delighted to learn about Bud Lindemann, and now I’ve got a whole Sunday’s worth of 1970s road tests to watch in this Car & Track playlist. Thanks!

You’re soaking in it.

If you’re in the San Francisco area, $60k a year is considered low income. You’re eligible for housing assistance and other welfare at that level.

“Let’s have speed cameras everywhere and also stop driving so you can ride a shitty bus” is not the take I was expecting on Jalopnik today.