Boo. They should have had Danny Pudi star in this

Those twin Tatooine suns can be brutal.

I print it in my basement, but that's just me.

If there’s one thing this diamond-selling empire won’t stand for, it’s being associated with unscrupulous people!

I had Onion newspaper headlines taped to our dorm room door in 1998. Splitting a 60 dollar yearly was a big deal to two broke freshman but it was worth it. The Av Club page was my first foray into my College Film Snob years. The Justify Your Existence interviews led me to some of my favorite bands. I hope I see some…

Supercop is amazing.

How quickly everyone forgets our first collective exposure to Michael Shannon was actually in “Groundhog Day.”

At the ‘96 games, some asshole at NBC decided they should focus on "stories" rather than broadcasting the events themselves, which was especially frustrating because the Games were in Atlanta that year, providing plenty of time to show events live. Instead we got 15-minute puff pieces on individual athletes followed…

No, no, you see, two middle-aged men with families and high pressure jobs had trouble staying best friends with each other, and they sometimes made career decisions without fully considering the other’s feelings. It’s fascinating.

The idea of John C. Reilly worrying about his ability to get work is literally the worst thing I have read in the news in the last ten years. What if he'd had to go back to porn? 

I’d think the crew would want the extra hours

Logan Marshall-Green is right there.

It’s been seven fucking years?!?

I hereby envoke the rule that AVC’s legendary L&O fake episode thread be reposted in this comment section.

I am happy to accept Superman’s poop fetish as canon. I mean, he has sex with humans, who are a different species. Of COURSE he’s into some freaky shit. If Martha knew only the half of it, she would be so ashamed…

It feels weird to say, but I do kinda like it when the multinational global corporate entities can be cool with each other from time to time, trading favors for low-impact stuff like this.

It baffles me how people regard Marvel’s 20-something film, genre-hopping, interconnected franchise as safe and formulaic when everyone else that tried to copy them failed abysmally.

I think you missed the scene where Paul and Chani used a cable to slingshot 2021 Dodge Challenger Hellcat to take down the Harkkonon mothership. Then Paul gave a big speech about how spice doesn’t matter, what really matters is family.

Maybe he confused it with "Fury Road."