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Lulu, who in turn does not end the movie by stalking and killing her former human ally in an orgy of bloodshed

Thought this was a very strong finale. The JL cameo was delightful, of course, and it got even better when they went beyond just the silhouettes that I assumed they were using. Looking forward to Season 2, whenever it comes. 

Really? What a bunch of absolute snowflakes. This is the hill they want to die on? Getting vaccinated.

I’m assuming she means “brave” in the Sir Humphrey Appleby sense.

He stole from rich people. Classic mistake.

If they want it to be true to the games there should also be a 45 minute sequence where he runs around an old ruin looking for some way to advance to the next area before just saying “F—- it” and checking a Gamefaqs walkthrough.

Boy oh boy, this comment thread is a multiverse of madness.

Person 1: “I don’t have sex with goats.”

The big square glasses and the weird wide-eyed stare make me think of Jeffrey Combs in Re-Animator, a film that I am very confident James Gunn has seen at least 50 times.

I still think the Butterflies want peace... like Chris wanted peace in The Suicide Squad: by any means necessary, no matter how many men, women, and children they need to kill to get it.

Shut up, The Meg.

To be fair he was so horrifically miscast that there wasn’t a whole lot he could do.

Two-thirds of the way through the Echo series, they’re just going to drop in a few episodes starring the Mandalorian.

Meanwhile poor Jaime Pressly is wasting away in exile following Robbie’s coup and usurpation of the tile of Most Famous Person who Looks Like That.

Ah, Emma Mackey, currently sitting second in the Margot Robbie Line of Succession. If anything happens to Samara Weaving (god forbid), Mackey will be just one heartbeat away from the top spot. 

Halfway through the runtime at the cinema there’ll be a title-card saying, “This film is now available to stream. We’ll understand if you wish to go home now and catch up with this later.”

We’re always told to shoot for the Moon. But what happens when the Moon
[DUN-DUN]
shoots
[DUN-DUN]
for US?

Anyway, this sounds a lot less fun than an adaptation of Neal Stephenson’s batshit scifi novel Seveneves, which has the all-time classic opening line hook: ‘The moon blew up suddenly and without warning.’

Exec 1: You know what we should make? A tv series with Jeremy Renner’s hitherto underserved Hawkeye character.
Exec 2: I thought the same thing, but apparently we have recently released just such a tv series.
Exec 1: Huh.
(10 minutes pass)
Exec 2: You know what we should make? A tv series with Jeremy Renner’s hitherto

The Triangle (2009) is also a great time loop movie IMO.