She’s got a Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice look going on.

This is a regional thing, not a police thing. (Source: I lived an hour from Spartanburg at one point.) Also, dated a man from Alabama who called me “little girl” and still does from time to time. I’m a Feminist Killjoy most of the time but this shit doesn’t bother me.  I can see why it’s bothering so many people on…

Understood, but I suspect it was an older man who’s fatherly instincts kicked in when he saw the woman chained up in a cage and just said what was in his mind. Not saying it’s right OR wrong, just saying, I can sort of understand his point as well as your annoyance.

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

this guy.

What perverse witchery makes him look 45 with long hair, and 14 with short?

and terry cloth robes for after a shower are fucking MANDATORY!! Best thing ever.

I have a quilted Vera Wang bathrobe that I scavenged from TJ Maxx years ago. It is the only thing that makes showering in a drafty apartment during a frigid Northern winter bearable.

Bathrobes are not a scam! They are so cozy and warm, which is great if you are waiting for your UberEats outside, or staying home sick, or just trying to summon up the willpower to leave your nice, warm bed for the sad, chilly realities of your basement apartment.

I can’t look at him and not see Jack Frost from the Santa Clause movie

But having given blowjobs, I can see how different it is from lady-head. I wouldn’t want someone to go down on me in a theatre, either, or the middle of a street, or while working on a 5000 peice puzzle. Yet I’ve been propositioned for all those encounters.

I’ll just stick to my usually Fap-puccino.

I think there’s been a misunderstanding. What they actually are providing is the chance for customers to make their own pour-over, immersion, vapour-distilled, self-roasted, hand-ground coffee, which the owner likened to masturbation.

Wherever my earthly remains wind up, I hereby give eternal permission for any and all orgies to be held close by.

That must ruin it for you, knowing that there will be an orgy... smh

They don’t want to show erect penises on pay-cable so they’re just showing progressively larger and larger flaccid ones :-P. All this envelope pushing will probably end with a 2" erect stubby being put out there, and we’ll restart the whole cycle with erect peni.

Not sure what else I can add. At one there was this very loud couple. Usually most people try to limit the volume of their fucking to match everyone else’s. This gets you a nice background hum of sex noises. Pretty hot. But these two must have thought it was a contest or something. Everyone pretty much politely…

This episode made me question the Hosts’ programming a bit. Ben Barnes was almost choked out by the one host before the McPoyle brother saved him. Shouldn’t the choker have stopped since they can’t kill the guests?