The mobile is probably not literally made out of Nuvaring, you know... That’s why it is call a joke.

Is it cause I don’t want kids that I think that Reynolds’ joke is hilarious?

This has nothing to do with anything, but I had to put my kitty down today (17 years old, had her since I was 16) and am fucking miserable. I keep thinking I see her out of the corner of my eye. Why can’t pets live as long as we do.

Spitting on someone is rude as hell, but it’s not quite as rude as threatening to cut someone’s throat with a broken champagne glass and then grabbing a champagne glass.

Because the woman in question was in the process of trying to kill somebody with a bottle when she was spit on.

Anyone wanna invest in my haunted house where you walk around and cute animals in costumes come out and you pet them and give them treats and everyone goes home happy and not at all traumatized?

Pure liberal propaganda. Trump loves women. He has great respect for women. All of the women. Except the fat ones. But I’ll tell you women respect him right back. The best women respect him and none of the ugly ones. We’re going to defeat Isis and bring back women.

“You’ll be eating me in 1o years.”

But has it sexually assaulted anyone? What are its feelings about Mexicans? Muslims? What does it do when it sees a 10-year-old girl going up an escalator?

Same. I agree, and it’s actually made me go from being indifferent and at times hostile toward her superficiality to totally a fan of Kim’s. The vitriol that was hurled at her when she was robbed was nothing short of disturbing. The only real reason that I can see people feeling hostile toward her or her family is the…

It makes me sick. Kim Kardashian is undoubtably traumatized right now and probably blaming herself—as victims of crimes are prone to doing. We should just leave her the fuck alone. I’m sure there will be plenty of future bullshit that she consented to participate in that we can doubt and analyze and needle her for. …

You know that line that people say a lot that goes, “When someone gets robbed, no one goes around saying that they asked for the thieves to take their money?”

Yep... it’s bullshit victim blaming, there’s no need for it, even if you don’t like her

I have judged the ever loving fuck out of the commenters here who were nasty about Kim’s robbing. Victim blaming is a ugly thing.

You win the internet for the day. Well, you and my 70 year old mother who literally just sent me this meme and told me to make a poster and “spread the word”

MAKE IT NICE with coke.

What’s the deal with this “Dorinda” woman and why is she always doing things like this?

Dorinda was just trying to MAKE IT NICE

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.