I think the evangelical voters are finally starting to reject him as well. I’d like to think that a lot of this is that as the election nears, people are actually starting to think through what it would mean to have Trump as President and running screaming from the thought. But honestly for a lot of them, it’s…

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

I stalked Ted to a men’s room door in NH to get an interview. And I got it. Teach you to take a piss in New England motherfucker.

He looks like a Navy Seal action figure came half-way to life.

236 my ass. That’s the exact number of lbs. to sneak in under the obese classification for someone who is 6'3" (also note his height increased an inch in order to sneak in there too). I don’t buy it for a second. Not that commenting on women’s bodies would be cool if he were fit, but the hypocrisy and delusion are…

Yeah, bringing up his family is not cool. At all.

Beats me

As others have noted, this headline was almost certainly constructed this way to improve its SEO scoring. People searching on “Michael Phelps” would see this in their search results, which would drive more readers. Fewer people would be searching on “Simone Manuel” (remember, NBC didn’t even show her medal…

me in real life.

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

“I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.”

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

I never thought I’d say this - go Leo. Check ingredients. There’s no need to keep using palm oil as ubiquitously as corn syrup. Harvesting it destroys so much habitat.

A raccoon living in a burning garbage dumpster in Flint, MI would be a better parent than either of these fools.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."

You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

dude seriously. The other one I saw a mom get all bitch face on with her husband? Using mosquito spray IN HER VICINITY! First off, everyone’s got a smart phone. You whup that out and look it up, and find out yeah, fine. Secondly, the shit that mosquitoes carry is FAR WORSE than the potential downsides of DEET.…