I read the last sentence in the first paragraph as ‘odly, one of them is a woman’.

So is this one the classy one?

If she were a princess, she would have been trained from a young age for her role, so she’d actually be more qualified.

You should build a wall to keep the illegals out.

That is literally the face I was making whilst reading this article.

I would only agree to meet him if I could wear my PussyGuard (Patent Pending).

I recently had (and therefore named) a baby, and remarked that baby name books should rather be called human name books or simply name books. You’re naming a person, not just a baby!

Maybe she has a massive gunt that she’s trying to hide.

They seem like lovely people but I can’t not think about these guys.

Took your advice and started reading Pregnant Chicken, total breath of fresh air. Now I just need an online forum that consists of Jez readers and I’m set. The Baby Center one is a bit too much.

Do these same people give up driving or breathing polluted air? There is probably a greater chance of harming the fetus in a car accident than listeria poisoning.

I am absolutely in the same boat as you. Dreading having to tell people, because I’ll have to act excited about it. Fighting a lot with my partner who is not understanding that I feel like shit 99% of the time.

Maybe next trimester. No picky eaters in my house.

Oh no what do you mean palate priming starts in utero? I’m up the duff and all I want to eat is plain pasta or rice with butter. I will go mental if I have a kid that’s a picky eater and it’s my fault.

Your anger was not irrational.

I have a pube that grows out the side of my neck about twice per year.

Between this and the potato story it is terrifying to be a pregnant person these days

I looked at a potato yesterday and today got a pre-emptive rejection letter from Cambridge for my 7 week old embryo. Back to ice cream I guess.

Menstrual cup! Total evangelist here, but ever since I used one I will never go back.

What about men with children? Are they strong enough to open the door by themselves? Oh that’s right they are your equal so you don’t need to put them in their place.