They wanted a clean cut guy who would totes pop the question at the end. He must be hiding something under that beige exterior. A secret, dark side of his personality. I guess we’ll have to wait and find out.

Anyone would be less boring than Ben. But I’ll still watch. Can’t help myself.

I totally agree. He is so boring. I wasn’t going to watch this season, but broke down and watched last night. I don’t know how the producers manage to make it both boring and so uncomfortable.

Thanks. I’m usually not very creative with usernames, but this one came to me in a rare moment of clarity.

That’s some Heston Blumenthal level shit man. Respect.

I know! That’s exactly what I said about that stupid smirk on his face. That man personifies the phrase shit eating grin.

There is someone’s pet rat living in my garage, which I have been trying to befriend with peanuts so I can have it as my own/return it to its rightful owner. This video is making me reconsider my life choices.

What if people switched last names with eachother when they got married?

Once in high school my mom told me that I sounded like I was putting on a fake voice. I still am not comfortable with the sound of my own voice 20 years later.

You are totes correct, on both accounts. That dickhole should have sorted it out, but I should have stood up for myself.

What’s this mean, decoy designers??

My mom is the only other person I’ve ever heard use the term tallywhacker. Although as of late she has updated her vocabulary and says frenorten (sp?).

That is a much better response than the time I ordered a veggie burger at TGIFrdays and it came out with bacon on it. My husband alerted the server, who basically just looked at me slack jawed and then made me feel like a moron for wanting a veggie burger without meat. I didn’t want to be a bother so I just picked it…

Maybe they do.

I did this once too. It’s good to know I’m not the only one. It’s a terrible idea to date someone you’re not attracted to.

I can’t stop looking at that photo. She looks like she’s having a troll-gasm and those politicians are standing there with those ridiculous shit-eating grins on their faces.

This is the only way to make pbj. I hated pbj sandwiches until my husband taught me to put butter on the bread first and it’s the only thing which makes them palatable. I don’t know what’s wrong with the rest of you.

Do you work inside an SNL skit?

You forgot racist.

I don’t even know him, but I love hating him.