It’s the prosciutto, something something nitrates? Yeah, I’ve run across many of the threads where women are talking about what they miss the most and it’s like “turkey sandwiches!”. I just.. can’t. This level of almost Puritanical self-denial mixed with righteousness is maddening to me.

When you get raised from birth expecting getting together with a guy, and then marrying him, to be the apex of your life purpose, you’ll overlook a lot of crap in order to be able to tell yourself that you’re on track for a proper, successful life.

This is kind of apples to oranges. It’s one thing to have conventions or rules about what one wears in a business setting, and these typically apply to men and women. If you show up to your business formal workplace in a skin-tight tube dress, that is not appropriate, but I don’t think anyone would argue that your…

Yep. Don’t even get me started on the folks who take these things to work and sell the stuff for their kids. If the kid dosen’t ask me themselves I don’t buy on principle. If the kid does ask me, I’m an easy mark.

Congratulations to South Asians for graduating into the White Person Pretending To Be A Darkie While Committing A Crime category. They’re real secondhand American citizens now.

“Is that a gun in your pocket....probably not”

The joke wouldn’t really work if you reversed the genders — no one talks about men being “strong and empowered” because it’s considered the default — but even so, the only outrage would come from the seriously humor impaired (just like all the outrage about this post!). It takes a special brand of cluelessness to read…

Was it the bumping that caused this or the unsolicited shark dick pic he kept sending her?

I told that shithead if he bumped into me one more time I was going to bite his fucking head off. I am many things but a promise breaker I am NOT.

And people say feminism isn’t about killing men. Yeah right!

As a pregnant woman, can I just say that I am so goddamn sick of seeing a new study every week telling me I’m doing something wrong? This is my first pregnancy and it is scary enough without some dude in a lab discovering that I may already be a terrible mother because I ate a fucking potato for dinner.

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

Len’s shit eating grin. He thought that whole thing was just hilarious. I keep hoping all the corrupt bastards involved are ostracized by everyone they know

What I don’t understand is why the initial promo shots are always the ugliest, weirdest, most awkward photos ever? Who is their headshot guy? Is it someone at ABC’s cousin that they promised their deceased aunt that they’d always “take care of”?? And if so, why hasn’t said cousin become better at photography over the…

Two words: slug colony.

I call them changs! Chin Bangs!

Same :( I feel so much better having switched to the Diva Cup about 6 months ago and never having to think about this stuff EVER AGAIN

Drop Bear.

TED CRUZ IS ONLY 45???? Is that in Canadian years??