My four year old niece told me she had a dream about a barn owl flying in through the kitchen window, and that if she tried to have the dream she would have it. I hope I don't have to go chasing after her or her baby sister through a labyrinth any time soon...

Aww... How can you not love these little guys?

Owl be back.

"[The victims] were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet God,"

Clearly the poor man was just doing his part to combat overpopulation.

if i were one of these men, this lawsuit would make me a little teste.

this is fucked up

I apologize for the lack of white and gold llama content in this post.

*grafts llama head onto dead human body, selects dress*

What did we do to deserve this?

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

I KEPT WAITING FOR THIS MAGIC COLOR CHANGE TO HAPPEN

No, it's clearly white and gold.

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

I don't understand that lady with the white makeup and I don't understand that fucking dress on Gawker and BoyHeathen and I were watching BrainGames on Netflix and I swear to GOB I just don't understand anything anymore :/

I'm so happy to hear some of those nice names! Especially Natalie Dorner, Andrew Scorr, and Peter Capaldi. (If I met Capaldi, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist asking him to call me a "cunt" or say "fuckity-bye" to me.) But seriously, it's so nice to hear famous people you like/respect are actually nice people.

Thank you for confirming that Colin Firth is amazing in real life. He's on my list of "if they say or do something horrible, I'm going to have to either ignore it completely or be sad for the rest of my life."