I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Let's just hope he never makes an ineloquent off the cuff remark in the context of his support for equality or we'll have no choice but to discount everything good he's ever said or done.

Team Meteor Strike.

I JUST SAID THE JODIE THING

WESTIE!!!!!!!! Westies are the BESTIES!!! This one says yours can have the cheese if he can have the peanut butter.

lol he has no idea he's competing or anything he's legit just like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm wondering if I should start training my puppy. She runs like the wind and jumps higher than a rabbit. Maybe she has a future in dog shows?

you're at like a 9-10

One. That demanding tone of yours can go right back up the asshole it came out of. There's a POLITE way to achieve what you want without being a total douchebag about it. Like being as nice as I can here, who the fuck are you to speak to someone like that? Christ on a cracker.

Many people wear outfits that expose…

Awww, my grandpa had beaded mats in his car that looked EXACTLY LIKE HER. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic.

Hell no I would not. But Amber Rose would and love it and give no fucks while doing it and loving it.

Not cool of them to rub stolen pictures of her on her face. It's still not the same. Kim sold her sex tape! So what if Amber took nudes. They were stolen. Not. The. Same.

isn't she like, incredibly cold right now

Except that you don't look back and smile, because behaving hatefully doesn't get you anything back. And I say this as someone who didn't invite a parent to a wedding.

It's some of the least helpful advice around, the advice to engage in any way with people, including parents, who've abused you. If that's really…

I'm really glad I like my parents.

As always, when an LGBT person becomes the first anything, some straight folks will say "Why is this news? Who cares?". To have an openly bisexual governor is a BFD. When bisexuals are told regularly (by gay & straight folks) that their sexual orientation makes them untrustworthy and indecisive, to have out bisexuals…

This is sort of irrelevant but... adopt adult cats. There are always homes for kittens, but adult cats have a harder time finding homes. And when you adopt an adult, you actually know what their personality is going to be because it has developed, so you can make sure to get a cat that actually fits in with your life.

Yeah I'm still pretty sure she's terrible

I saw the headline and immediately thought "Mark wrote this. It has to be Mark."

At the risk of being That Person: so a white man can't get indicted for killing an unarmed black man, but an Asian-American man can...?