I wanted to post this in response to another commenter, but I cannot find her. Please Jezebel write about / post this somewhere! ❤️

I’m not sure what kind of bomb it was tbh but I bet it was fucking scary

s/o to Mikhail Kornienko, too, who gets to a return to a country run by a power hungry toddler that the US can’t piss off too much because we need their rockets to get to space

I love Chris and Mark Kelly. So glad we have two!

Carson’s entire campaign is a grift mill. Hell, his entire last fifteen years has been a grift mill. The man literally just took a two-week break in the middle of a presidential campaign to sell books. He knows exactly what shady companies have been financing his lifestyle for years and years in return for his…

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

Bullshit.

Some people feel “compelled” to constantly be out of the loop with the rest of society because society is filled to the tits with assholes like you.

Your mother wouldn’t let you leave the dinner table until everyone had finished. The etiquitte standards should actually be higher in a “fine dining” establishment.

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

This seems to be a concept you are unable to grasp, but the definition of politeness is not “always behaving in the way PrettyPrettyBunniPrincess prefers.” In fact, many people would consider insisting that anyone who doesn’t ignore what anyone else wants and only behaves according to your standards is being rude by…

“...they are all four small-batch artisanal, and reclaimed.”

Josh Duggar is not welcome at my birthday party.

This is crazy exciting. As a female student in the UK from a low income background, Oxford (and Cambridge) still felt pretty inaccessible and kind of unwelcoming to me. I don’t go to Oxford (and love the university I do attend) but it would be really awesome to think of other women like me who might get more of an…

*your

I do think there are a lot of secret nos who aren’t discussing it with anyone because they know they’re wrong, hopefully it won’t get as close as the divorce referendum results.

That’s a rooster and he’s dancing like that because that’s their mating dance. He may be standing there watching to make sure the kiddo isn't hurting the hen because roosters are strange little creepers.

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.