Fat Dog is unimpressed. Now gimme some of dat cheese you got there.

So, I am by stock and trade an historian. From a purely theoretical standpoint, the phenomenon of GSA is pretty strongly threaded throughout history, particularly in a western context. It has never been condoned (unless you want to look back towards the Egyptians and Romans), and it has always been one of the most…

I had a split second there yesterday when I was, against my better judgement, Team Kardashian.

That was the *most* lackluster walk I've ever seen. My 84 year old granny would look more alive on that runway.

Aren't you cold? You must be cold. It's the middle of winter. I'm worried about you.

The cellulite I couldn't give a rat's arse about.

It's a sad, strange state of affairs when a Kardashian is suddenly the most reasonable person in the room.

You are revolting...

Look, ok. I'm as big a fan of vaginas as the next gal. Hell, I even have on my body, and I'm pretty attached to it. I've enjoyed the vaginas of others. I'm pro-vag.

But you know what, though? She's unaware. She'll be unaware as she passes. And then she will be gone, and beyond the reach of any of them. So, really, it doesn't matter to her. Letting her "have" her own "death day" or not....it doesn't matter to the one person who, other than her family and friends, might have some…

BOO!

And by the by...

Like I said, you can keep your creepy pedo priests. I'm having none of your apologist shenanigans.

nope. they are *the worst*. sos, but you can keep your made-y up bullshit institutions and youre welcome to 'em.

#notallpopes

I'm more like that dude who rips his face off in the bathroom and then bugs out at first light.

I have seen the abyss, and it is Katy Perry-shaped.

I'm here to disabuse you all of any notion that the world is anything other than a Nietzschean hole of chaos and despair.

So, Iggy Azalea is getting doxed by pizza delivery dudes. Madonna is acting more and more like a confused ex-brothel keeper. El Presidente has to go on live tv to remind men not to beat the shit out of women.