That's because Annie Lennox is the biz, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly of sub-normal intelligence.

omg, Madonna, SHTAP IT! Seriously....is there not a caretaker or something in charge of this situation? Sooner or later she's going to be found wandering along the median strip of some highway dressed in a ratty nightgown and missing her uppers.

Precisely. Although, interestingly enough, I thought I was pulling that imagery out of the ether. Turns out Sia is rather more deeply embedded in my subconscious than I was aware of.

PANZER POPE!

That delivery dude didn't really want that job, anyway. He's just going to take this time to really get to know himself....take a road trip with his boys...maybe volunteer with Habitat for Humanity.....

This shit cannot be said enough:

I feel like the empowered feminist thing to say is "Rock on wit your menopausal bad self and begone with the haters!"

Sia could wear a burqa made out of orange 1970's shag carpeting and old placentas and she would STILL be cooler than 99.9% of humans on the planet. #truth

Sociopathic sociopath does something sociopathic.

Less white....but more Ginger.

Is that....*gasp*...a pink Motorola Razr phone in her hand???