You sound a bit trollish

wHaT iF iG wAs SmArT?

I knew a diehard Steelers fan in college, and he singlehandedly made the Steelers my most hated franchise. Guy wore a Tory Polamalu jersey on casual or solemn occasions, including, I shit you not, a first date, and could not go 2 hours without talking about this goddam team. And, trying to emulate his beloved team’s…

Donald Trump reads this twitter meltdown and blushes at the guy’s lack of restraint

That was beautiful 

Greg Schiano.....”character assassination”....wut? Dude had any character to assassinate? Does not compute. 

What games have you enjoyed? 

Looks awesome

Claiming to be a Texas A&M grad, and talking like someone who’s knee deep in cult indoctrination. Checks out! 

What the fuck

I like how the sort of fan who goes to watch an NFL practice is such trash that he would feel compelled to get in on the action when a fight breaks out on the field 

This is a masterful Trump takedown, and I enjoyed it very much. 

Billy’s soccer pieces are almost enough to single-handedly turn me off soccer. So pretentious. So ponderous. 

Might pre-order this one

He looks like some sort of sociopath

So, she doesn’t want him on her “property,” but then chides him for hopping in an Uber and leaving? MAKES SO MUCH SENSE 

She didn’t even get hit that hard at all. Maybe she has a mental disorder of some sort? 

I fucking hate Twitter so much. 

For what tiny shitsplat on the side of the galaxy it’s worth, I wasn’t surprised. Throughout school, out in public, in the professional world, I have seen plenty of #MeToo shit unfold before my very eyes. Did I have the spine to speak up in any meaningful way? Fewer times than I would care to admit, but the #MeToo…

If you could refute every point so easily, why not go ahead and do it instead of sitting here looking like a stupid dipshit?