Also, there’s no rule against having a dog as football coach *hires Tom Brady*

[Furiously reviewing a paper document]

No, I think it was when they gave Jon Gruden one hundred million American dollars.

I thought they started blowing it up when they traded Kahlil Mack.

Why is it always “audiences today are too sensitive” and not “creators back then weren’t sensitive enough”?

And South Park should never ever be taken seriously. Except for when they said that the word fag just means a dumb person these days and isn’t homophobic. Or when they say something I agree with. It’s just a cartoon! except when I don’t want it to be. It’s just satire! Satire doesn’t have a point to make. Nope. Not at…

No no, I had this all explained to me. It’s not racist because they know what they are doing is racist. Simpsons said Apu wasn’t racist, and that is racist. South Park is actively racist, which is just commentary about racism, and therefore not racist.

I love me some Tina Turner (thanks mom and grandma). But it’s sad that nothing in this memoir will probably surprise me(nothing in this article did). For the longest I assumed that the abuse was a lot worse than what was depicted in ‘What’s Love Got to Do with It’.

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

Yup.

I love how he brought up “being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass.” I can not tell how many times I’ve heard people say atrocious things then blame it on their mental health issues.

Thanks?

At this point, the faux victimization is the whole point. Regardless of how many books are sold the whole business strategy for people like this is: 1) Release shitty book about conservatives being oppressed (while simultaneously having control of just about every lever of power in this society). 2) Complain that the…

He needs to worry less about book sales and more about making sure his kids aren’t filthy

AKA the worst kind of romance. I love Fallout 4 as a game but the companions constantly bringing up they wanted to be more then friends was annoying.

This is the football equivalent of NL Central teams cheering the Matheny extension. I pray the air is too cold that far north for them to momentarily remove their heads from their behinds and figure it out.

Jesus H Christ, that’s just awful.

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...