Sure. Once it gets below NINETY DEGREES... (We’re supposed to get a cool front later this week, but I’ve been burned before.)

I completely, and successfully, changed my personality for camp one summer. I am a shy and neurotic bitch, constantly fearful of rejection by my peers, who would genuinely prefer people not remember me than remember me for the wrong reasons. My picture does not appear at all in my high school year books, and I am so…

I have a terminal degree. I kept my last name because it is my name, not because of the degree (not that it matters), so hubs and I have different names. Let’s say my last name is Smith. I LOVE when people say “Oh hi Mr. and Mrs. Smith” assuming my name would be my husband’s and therefore his is Smith. He finds a lot…

I can’t believe that, in early voting, Wellness is beating Capitalism, considering that Wellness is Capitalism, just the even worse kind of capitalism where it’s explicitly trying to sell you bullshit by making you feel really awful about yourself. At least regular capitalism occasionally produces really cool sandwich…

That’s how my oldest cat and I sleep!

Oh god, now i’m wondering if it’s the same meme group i’m in that Martin Skhreli somehow infiltrated despite having no affiliation with the organization the group is associated with. He’s probably in more than one group so he can get more attention, even though most people just troll him when he posts anything.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

Gay man who loves Angels in America here, and this whole thing feels overblown. At worst I’d say it was a clumsy thing to say, but basically well-intentioned and not worth the energy to condemn. I think it’s worth mentioning that the character he’s playing is literally in drag in the play and is clearly inspired by…

I was in the room when Garfield was being interviewed and to see everything he said taken in a very strange out of context way is incredibly bizarre. He said those things, but his tone and the context of the interview matters. For example, he said on his only days off he’s become obsessed with having RuPaul parties.…

Do you mean trademark infringement?

Are pre-natals actually worth taking as someone who is not currently with child? I will literally do anything that might improve the harrowing situtation that is my hair.

It me.

First guy I had sex with I tricked into thinking anal was vaginal because I had vaginismus and couldn’t even get a tampon up there. I’m pretty sure I’ve never told anyone that before.

see also: hilarious

Also I love your name and your supportive enthusiam!

I drew this over 3 days during spring break from reaching middle school. I’m sure it means SOMETHING about my psyche but I won’t dwell on it. I just started with one woman and just added and added. Living in the south is having an effect on me 😜

It’s all about pressure....if you use light pressure, where the bristles don’t bend, that’s the secret to fine lines. :)

I love the universe toppings on that pizza. Pizza cat has it going on.