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Bah, Rogue Trooper sucks. Where’s my Halo Jones HBO series?! Even Sam Slade would do in a pinch...

This is great news. Rogue Trooper is one of the most kinetic 2000AD titles and should translate well.

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Ryan then saw the approval rating of the Woodchuck and decided to help devour his own car as well

Republicans: We are the party of God!

I’ve had one cat who didn’t want to wait that long.

Agreed. I’m a cat person, because sometimes I like to cuddle, and sometime I just enjoy sharing my house with animals that I know will eat me if I die. 

AND IT’S SO MUCH POOP

A bad cat, though, is just the absolute worst. It takes your time and money, destroys your shit, and doesn’t even give you any love in return. It thinks you’re just some monster who leaves bowls of food lying around as a trap and inexplicably harvests its feces for nefarious purposes.

Plus cats are just so lower maintenance. One of my friends is getting a cat for the first time, and our conversations have been going like this:

I am with you on this. Dogs are like children: I enjoy them in small doses. That’s why I’m an uncle, not a father.

I love other people’s dogs. I think they are the best. I get to rub their belly, give them butt scratches, indulge their worst habits and give them back to to their owners.

Checkers, that poor, adorable son of a bitch

Give me the aloofness of a cat. They’re there sometimes, but generally keep their distance and want their space as much as I do.

Too bad that eagle wasn’t able to finish the job

I can relate to this. I don’t know what happened to me. I grew up with dogs and will shed a tear to this day when thinking of that one special one, but then I woke up one day in my early thirties and realized I didn’t actually like dogs that much anymore. They’re great in theory but I don’t really get much out of the…

Dogs are great and also parasites. They're the cutest widdle parasites that ever lived, yes they are! Who's a good widdle parasite? 

Dogs are great, for so many reasons

This is bullshit. If this movie were historically accurate to Scotland, the protestant and catholic queens would have created two opposing football teams and then spent the next 200 years singing offensive songs and arguing about orange clothing.