cucumberbandersnatch
CucumberBandersnatch
cucumberbandersnatch

Oh man this is fun. Hetero female and my auto left swipes are:
1) “I love adventures.” I HATE ADVENTURES.

Oh, surprise surprise, a Rock movie is a lackluster turd. I got into an argument the other day with someone I assume was his agent about how I thought how much of a shitty actor he is. Look, he’s charismatic as all get out. I understand that. That’s his niche, he makes the most of it, so bully for him. But being

I think the Rock thinks he is Kurt Russell, and can carry the kind of charming, silly but awesome movies (like Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China, The Thing) that Kurt Russell was so good at in the 80s. It’s sad. Because the Rock is many things, but he is no Kurt Russell.

Fine I will see the Jason Statham giant shark movie instead.

Die Hard, but in a tower.

Hetero female and I agree with all of those. Also first photo is skydiving - I can’t see what you fucking look like when half your face is covered in goggles and the other half is flopping in the wind. Same with SCUBA diving pics, WHY. There are always groomsman pics, like I’m going to take the time to try to

Does the Rock just take every PG-13 action movie that comes across his desk? I thought rampage was one of the most boring movies about breaking shit I've ever seen. I liked to jumani, but this looks boring as well.

I must be slightly older than you, Winona Ryder playing Spock’s hot mom did it for me.

Neve Campbell playing the hot mom makes me realize how old I am..

I’m always tempted to write incredibly specific, odd questions to the “ask me’s.”

When it came out it was a road show film. You could get tickets and see half in the afternoon, half a night; or parts on different days. Trying to see it all at one time is a bit much to handle. It has it's own rhythm that you have to get into.

Lanzmann, if not the finest documentary filmmaker, was certainly its most righteous. He dedicated his life’s work to documenting the greatest catastrophe ever perpetrated by mankind upon its own. He rewrote the rules of the medium with the great simplicity of his visuals that conveyed far more than any archival film

no. just no.

I’ve never had the strength to see Shoah. I’m not sure if it’s because I can’t sit for a 9 hour film or because I can’t emotionally handle it, but I’ve never been able to.

exactly! i know this is tongue-in-cheek but i’d love to see a purge movie where someone is trying to pull off a big financial crime or simply get an abortion.

I can see why these movies focus on bloodshed and mayhem, but personally I’m fascinated by the non-violent ways people would react to the Purge concept.

Wow, you had a pretty good attention span for a six-year-old. My six-year-old nephew can barely watch a superhero movie without rolling around the floor. I tried to show him Star Wars and he wasn't having any of it. The only time he really paid attention was during the action scenes and when Darth Vader showed up.
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I had a similar experience as a child; it was one of my Dad's (who first watched it under the influence of LSD, like a lot of hippie-types apparently did) favourite films and I saw 2001 regularly throughout my childhood at both the cinema and on VHS. I found it fascinating and it was an experience I would reflect on

2001, love it or hate it, doesn't look or sound like anything else then or now.

We didn't really know jack shit about the Jovian system back in the 60's. Once the data from the Voyager missions came back, Clarke got so excited about it he felt he just had to write something which incorporated new information.