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CucumberBandersnatch
cucumberbandersnatch

Sidekick: Wow, Freud, you knocked him out cold!
Freud: What can I say? I’ve always advocated for ze unconscious mind.

“Best did great with what he was given to play, a comic-relief goofball in a children’s movie...”

My 5 year old HATES Jar-Jar. His mom and I stupidly introduced him to Star Wars through the prequels since we figured “hey, these weren’t made for us, I’m sure the target audience will find them easier to get into than 4-5-6" and man did we ever lose that bet. I think we may have ruined Star Wars for him, I keep

“Ego is a by the books cop, just looking to get to retirement. Id is a loose cannon who gets results. Together with commissioner Super Ego they form The Structural Model of Justice. Only on Netflix.”

“I believe the culprit is a motherfucker.”

Is this show really going to get made, or will it be stuck in some earlier stage of development?

unlike network/cable TV, you’re still paying (no matter how insignificantly) for things you aren’t interested in watching

Did they say it’s the fault of the J(e)WS?

Although I dislike the character, and the movie, they were right: Best did great with what he was given to play, a comic-relief goofball in a children’s movie... 

I’ve always maintained that if people want to bitch about a character, Anakin was far worse than Jar-Jar. And in all cases, the fault was clearly with Lucas, not with the actor.

I saw Phantom Menace when it came out, and Jar-Jar Binks didn’t annoy me any more than C-3P0 did in the original movies. If the character had been surrounded by a better movie he’d be remembered in the same way as C-3P0, the Ewoks, etc. Not liking that stuff is fine (I don’t particularly enjoy it), but saying it

WSJ pits SJWs against SWJs with JSW (Journalistic Shortening of Words)!

I’ll never understand what people have against Sarlaac-jousting Wookiees.

My current Netflix plan is paying nothing because they offer nothing but crappy original programming. This doesn’t seem to address that.

I found Jar-Jar irritating, but didn’t that I, a grownup, was the audience for him. I’ve seen that movie with little kids and his scenes delighted the hell out of them. That’s who he’s for - children. And that one shot of him in a Senate seat (or whatever) in the next movie was meant to be - I assume - both a fun

Hell, at this point I’d be all for installing sarin gas pods into electronics, triggered to go off whenever the user decides to be a five-year-old shithead online.

I read about that in the WSJ.

Pity dropping trou and shitting in the mouth of anyone who uses that term as an insult isn’t possible with our current technology.

i’m more of an SWJ - Star Wars Junkie.

In b4 “SJW” makes an appearance.