How dare you post such a vile story without a trigger warning!

At least you got your George Soros check in the mail

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…

Ooh! Great idea!

“Rapist Mexicans are stealing our jobs! But I’ll completely support it because a company wants to do it and it makes libtards angry!”

Venom can’t be the poster boy. Because when they were making the posters, the arbiters of ‘90s X-TREME cool looked at him and went, “nah, we can do better. We could make him red and fleshy, like a skinned rabbit. And his whole entire schtick will just be pure, raw ultra-violence. Like, he’ll be able to turn his hands…

If you had just stuck with your battle-damaged costume while on Battleworld instead of wandering into some unknown lab and picking a machine at random to fix your costume, we would have been spared of almost 30 years of bad Venom stories.

Now now, there’s room for both, in the “Military Machismo” (Cable) and “Giger-Inspired Space Creature” (Venom) subcategories!

My conflict-of-interest sense is tingling!

I mostly clicked on this article to see if Scrawler still exists.

Howdy! See? The Tom Hardy signal gets fired up and like Batman you are here to save the day!

I’m still here! (Sort of) I lost my Scrawler name in the transition and I can’t get out of the fucking grays, so I hardly ever come around anymore. But I did happen to decide to pay a visit randomly just 20 minutes after this story posted. My Hardy sense must have been tingling ...

RIP scrawler

In the culture most of us grew up in anytime a man said “I didn’t do it - I’m being framed by a crazy bitch who wants vengeance/money” it was taken at face value as the truth.

Venom is a totally lame, everyone!

Or any of the people who signed this petition for Roman Polanski: http://www.indiewire.com/2009/09/over-100-in-film-community-sign-polanski-petition-55821/

Good for her. And the thing is, I can understand why she would have worked with Allen at that point in her career. It was a tremendous opportunity for an up-and-comer. That would be a tough choice to make, and I understand why she made it, and respect that she’s now apologizing for having made it.

But the band that takes that name will be featured here at year’s end.

“Franco’s Sex Scenes class”

I like how he says he wants to go forward with these allegations “outside of social media.” Look, I’ll do whatever you want, just stop talking about my perviness on a forum that is free and widely available to the moviegoing public. It’s like in the movies when a woman starts calling out a dude for his bullshit and…