A pack of wild dogs will attack and kill a wounded member.

It’s as if Trump has career leprosy, and anyone who touches him suffers a swift fall from prestige.

Can’t we go one AV Club article without someone mentioning fucking a corpse?

Stan Lee is accused of sexual harassment and abuse of female employees. Of course, the AV Club is focused on the real issue, which is how totally lame the Daily Mail is. Clearly, we must listen to women unless their stories are in the wrong sort of paper... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nope. Continue, we’ll wait.

Maybe he was bitten by a radioactive penis.

Am I too late to be the fourteenth person to make the ‘raping Jack Kirby’s corpse’ joke?

They really should be demanding pictures of Spider-Man

I heard he was a bit handsy with some prostitutes and lepers

AV Club!

Well, Stan Lee has been raping the corpse of Jack Kirby for years.

You win.

Harlan Ellison prepares a lawsuit claiming he invented the concept of harassing a personal care aide.

Tell me about it. Nothing worse than going to a ball game where they sing God Bless America for the 7th inning stretch. People behave like it’s the pledge, the anthem, and the Lord’s prayer all wrapped up into a single entity. People stand, take off their hats, what the fuck? It’s Take Me Out to the Ballgame, assholes…

The great thing is there is no reason for him to try to sing along. It is perfectly acceptable to stand silently and NOT sing along. It’s not a fucking concert or karaoke night after all. But he’s so stupid of course he fucks up literally the easiest aspect of his job.

Tough to sing any song when your mouth is full of shit.

Chelsea works for an international non-profit that uses most of its money to fund various global health and development activities. Ivanka supposedly works for the US government and has massive conflicts of interest between that role and her “legitimate” fashion business, as well as being an enabler of various…

Are you genuinely concerned...

The day the entire Clinton clan never appears in public again can’t come soon enough.

If Chelsea Clinton was presently working in a Bill Clinton administration, then quite possibly.