cucumberbandersnatch
CucumberBandersnatch
cucumberbandersnatch

Checks internet....

Looking at that picture, “genius” isn’t one of the words that comes to mind.

Better prep our Spelljammer ships and get off this crazy marble.

Soon we will be living in a blasted wasteland, like Dark Sun.

He actually was on Law and Order: SVU. This is the episode description: “A female video game developer is harassed and threatened by a group of misogynistic cyber terrorists.”

“You mean this guy gets his kicks filming himself doing dumb shit and putting it on the internet?”

I bet teenagers think this guy is hilarious.
Teenagers are idiots.

This guy looks like a bad parody of a YouTube star in some subpar “ripped from the headlines” Law & Order episode.

For those that can’t make it to this short-run pub, fret not, it will eventually get its own seven-picture deal.

Her failure to appeal to industry stalwarts like Godotzilla will be her downfall.

Haddish is clearly not everyone’s cup of tea. That said, she has dilligently worked the comedy circuit and seems genuinely appreciative of this moment. She’s not a joke stealer (as far as we know). And she seems like a relatively decent person.

Apparently this is a controversial opinion here but I really like Tiffany Haddish

“running the country.”

You’ve really got to copy-edit your articles, A.V. Club. It’s “ruining.”

You see, the issue is not the fire, but the goddamn smoke detectors.

I’ve started a game where you drink a shot every time Trump bans something & it blows up in his face. I have class B cirrhosis.

+++ PRIORITY WESTERN UNION STOP FAO NEWSDESK WASHINGTON POST STOP PRESIDENT STILL A MORONIC MANCHILD THUG STOP BUT NOW WE CAN’T ESCAPE TO A TOILET CUBICLE TO PLAY CANDY CRUSH FOR HALF THE WORKDAY STOP MORALE PLUMMETING STOP MESSAGE ENDS +++

Great, when I do a winding, alcohol-enhanced 17-minute monologue trying to get someone’s phone number, I’m called a “creep” and an “alcoholic” and I “need to get out of Ms. Haddish’s closet right now, sir”

“Uninsured” “on loan”.

Moving on: The bar owner “said the bottle was uninsured and on loan from a Russian businessman.”