I’m sure Breitbart will be thrilled to have you back.

But it’s the literal truth though. Maybe that’s why it hurts?

No. Wait. Stop.

I shudder to think what subterranean blind lizard-squid will replace him.

Disney would have never made Logan, for one thing.

Just as unnecessary apostrophes have ruined these comments. [/JK]

And I always thought that what Disney was lacking is Market Share.

I feel like we’re in the middle of the prologue of a Terminator Reboot, complete with satellite shots and flashing text on the screen.

Because we live in a world of children now, apparently.

You need to know more people if all of them are obsessed with Disney movies.

I’ll never understand why everyone keeps mentioning how this is good for the MCU. There are bigger things at stake here than Cyclops pew-pewing alongside Iron Man.

Does it look like we care? We’re a little busy at the moment.

I don’t understand this narrative at all. Fox was as unwilling to do R rated movies until Deadpool was successful (and it was only made after the green screen test went viral, before that it was in development he’ll and they absolutely ruined the character in Origins).

Aside from ESPN, Disney didn’t really own much that appeals to adults. I think part of this was a play to take control of content aimed at people over 25.

I’m torn between the fact that Snow Crash is awesome and the fact that that does not equate to me wanting to live in it.

There’s no way this sale doesn’t go through, because:

I think “the Writer’s Guild of America West [...] will work to ensure our nation’s antitrust laws are enforced” may be the least threatening sentence about politics ever written. The phrase “everything’s fine” carries more menace.

I’ve always thought that the one thing the MCU is lacking is enough superheroes.

Me neither.

We have anti-trust laws?