So, um, don’t watch?

Okay, I hear what you’re saying, but I still think you’re going to love my Winnie-the-Pooh adaptation, ‘Hundred Acre PD’. Watch as brilliant-but-offbeat detective Winslow D. Pugh and his skittish junior partner, Piclet, investigate a brutal series of murders committed by a killer known only as The Heffalump. Is Pugh…

Ah, Moz.  It is your curse to be understood.

So waht you’re saying is that you want more shows about Police Who Used To Be In The Military. Gotcha.

Is there anything they cannot twist into a police procedural? Everyone wants to do a police procedural, and I’m certain they write that bit first and adapt the rest of the property to match. I’m sick of police procedurals, the only two I still watch are Brooklyn 99 and Lucifer because they both genuinely twist the…

Meanwhile, the Al Frankenstein Chronicles were just cancelled

Bean’s finally figured out how to survive the whole run of a series: star in one where being dead doesn’t mean you can’t still do stuff.

Jesus TapDancing Christ Bean did you get your Just For Men from Paul McCartney’s medicine cabinet?

Smiths-era Moz is, pretty rightfully, considered one of the best lyricists of all time. The way his lyrics work with Marr’s guitar work is pretty breathtaking. The Queen is Dead is well worth a listen.

You ok, buddy?

Right? Read this guys account of this guy!! *NO LINK*

I fucking LOVE The Smiths and his early solo work, as do/did A LOT of people. so your anecdotal evidence is obviously wrong.

Yes, we’re all very proud of you.

The Smiths were, and are, one of the best bands of all time. But that’s as much due to the other three (non-racist, as far as we know) members as much as Moz. His solo stuff is fucking trash.

Jar-Jar Binks makes a comeback in Rian Johnson’s “The Last Jedi.”

I like this story.



This is what I imagine being on the red carpet might feel like.

Tomorrow’s headline: Rian Johnson accused of groping by 17 Porgs 

Rian Johnson, looking in that picture like someone drew George Lucas ca. 1982 from memory.

*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you that the duck is racist