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DDUMP TTUMP!

Twitter would like to thank you in return for not mentioning Milo Yiannopoulos or #gamergate.

Love that dialogue.

Spike Lee has already tweeted his regards to Bill Pullman.

Is that a sequel to We Bought A Zoo?

That interview is a deeply cruel thing to do to a kid… I'm glad no newspapers were interviewing me when I was 14, I was probably even more self-involved.

Hey, what did The Theory of Everything do to you? It was a perfectly decent film, and far from the worst of that year's crop of nominees, which included American Sniper.

Well, maybe we should!

I'd kind of like to see them do this if only because the inevitable results would highlight how blatantly sexist the industry is. (I mean, more than everyone knows already.) The embarrassment of the Academy at nominating (say) 9 men and 1 woman would be pretty fun to watch.

That's what the Golden Globes are for!

I've just realised that Hell or High Water and Hacksaw Ridge are two different movies. For some reason I thought Hell or High Water was the title of the Gibson film. What's that about, then?

…Even if, in some cases, you really want them to.

You know, they let China host an Olympic games not too long ago. (And more recently, Russia.) The International Olympic Committee aren't too bothered about things like 'freedom' and 'human rights'.

You'd think Sting would have explained it to them…

This is kind of like how noted good ol' boy and man-of-the-people George W. Bush was born in New Haven, Connecticut, isn't it?

Hang on, when exactly was that the 'standard view'? Because it can't have been any time after (or before) World War II…

If your question starts 'how seriously do I need to take the alt-right claims that…', I think you already know the answer.

You're trying, bless, but you're no Milo.

Lucky you!

Wow, am I the only person here who's discovered Adblock? Haven't seen an ad on Youtube in years.