It’s-a me! Pedo-philio!

Here’s actual footage of Italiano and her editor putting this story together.

“On every occassion he has treated each and every one of us with respect. Thus, we uniformly reject these allegations as false.”

Be very, very careful. Ball skin is thin and sensitive and bleedy. Like a paper cut but worse.

I think those are available at Benjamin Moore.

Why does she look like a completely different person in every picture of her I see?

Absolutely obligatory

I can’t believe anyone’s still a fan of this guy. Maybe he was edgy and shocking in the 90s, but by the time I was a teenager he was already a pathetic dope whose fanbase mainly consisted of suburban mall goths who knew him from Hot Topic t-shirts . I’m not immune to finding shitty guys attractive; I used to be really…

When’s the remake of Mississippi Burning coming out?

Going on a beach vacation is certainly an interesting and rather revealing decision as the vast majority of the rest of us continue to be gripped with terror in the midst of an ongoing pandemic that has killed more than 400,000 Americans .... In fact, the CDC recommends that people “should avoid all travel to the…

I’m guessing a photo of Rich partying showed up on the account?

Because I will never get tired of this song:

Did you know that Dr. Scholls are now like 80 bucks!!!

Come one, come all!!! Music recs! Not new music, but old songs that are ever-fresh. Dance tunes for the NYE parties we didn’t have or go to. So classic they don’t need any introductions.

Same reason Chauncey Gardner in “Being There” was considered a genius.

If that happens then Miller will disown her because he would be jealous. That is, Miller will be upset that she can openly love the men Miller always wished he could openly love: 6’4” ripped Latino men — the men he has always been attracted to his whole life.

And then there’s this perplexing, horrifying detail from the Millers’s headboard

“moral failures.”  AKA Twinks

THIS.  And you know the rest of those fuckers weren’t from Detroit or even Wayne County.  Just a bunch of GOP cult members who want to start trouble.  Wait until the street lights come on, tho; they won’t be able to get out of the D quick enough.