I still have questions: does he pick up his dirty clothes, does he leave an empty box in the cupboard after eating the last cracker, does he slurp his soup and most importantly, does he rinse all the used toothpaste out of the sink after brushing?

No, they use kiloJules. Er, I mean kilojoules.

Normally yes, but going after things like gas range stoves is small potatoes. The general public is being made to foot the bill for pollution we are not guilty of. So a straw kills one turtle, big whoop as meanwhile 10,000 animals die because a multinational corporation just dumped a fuck ton of godawful shit into our…

Ferris Bueller’s Bad Trip To Ireland

Network isn’t a how-to guide, CNN!

Recall those days when a fight over spelling “potato” ended a political career?

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You have a salad in a cup but don’t have the Taco Bell 7 Layer burrito. This isn’t a serious list.

Good. And bring back the 7 Layer Burrito too, you bastards!

Avoid the fish.

Some ingredients are really really secret, like Subway’s toilet meat.

The “Little Mule” Bronco from Romancing the Stone.

I refuse to rewrite Tammy Faye as heroic. Empathy for LGBTQ+/people living with HIV is the barest minimum she as a Christian could have shown. What the fuck does she deserve, a cookie? Her dogs lived better than the average gay person in the 1980s.

I was a good, churchgoing little Christian girl until Jim and Tammy…

And no sequence from 2001: a Space Odyssey makes the cut:

There’s a reason the state motto is:

To be fair, for 25 cents the waltons would take turns sexually violating your grandmother while eating your children.

Just throw the Nazi off the aircraft and tell people “NO TICKET”.