The fat in impossible burger meat, if im not mistaken, is coconut oil.  The use it to simulate...  I guess juiciness?  If eaten raw the coconut fat won’t melt and I assume you would be consuming raw coconut fat.  To each their own...

*17 year old children that they have sex with...

Delware isn’t nearly as collectible as Fiestaware.

I stick with the lasasgne...

Mickey Mouse Solange is pure trash and should only be regarded as pure trash and nothing she has done in her entire life is worthy of thinking of anything about her as anything other than pure trash....  Eat all the shit.

I’m sorry but I am not going to put half and half in my ear.

“What has four I’s and can’t see..... Mississippi.”

They’re all bullshit but at least (some) religions focus on how to be a good person.  Astrology, tarot cards are just a roll of the dice of what will happen or what to expect.

Queso Face could be a king maker and remain in a high status by declaring who and who shouldn’t be elected.  He could just show up at any GOP rally and endorse whatever pile of crap they put forth and people would love him.  He would come across as the mastermind behind the whole party and yet...  He just can’t stand…

Trash, Trash, Trash, and Trash... G’night.

POLITICS IS NOT A SPORT AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER ROOT FOR A TEAM!

I would love to see the needle move.... Into these assholes arms....

How about she she’s trash full stop..... Oh right....  You don’t want to go there even though she is full trash....  Enjoy your trash filled celebrity life....

They’re called pedal pushers because you wore them while bicycling.  The hem on the pants wouldn’t get caught in the chain.

Super helpful and fully nuanced....

Fragile and Scared & Co.

I would change the headline to: