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AngryYoungMan
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What’s wrong with her face? Does she have double pink eye? Is she an albino? What is happening here?

Helen Mirren lives on my block and I legit got to discuss the daily soup options at our local deli. I almost died...

Probably...

People afraid of dying need to grow up....

So I go to a coffee shop every day to read a hard copy of the news paper... A manager ( who I’ve witnessed being a dick) there has a ring-tone of the Imperial March from Star Wars. Every time I hear it all I can think is that he is a giant douche... It let’s everyone know that he is one to be reckoned with... And

“The original show was fighting for tolerance; our fight is for acceptance,”

What’s that?.... I don’t want that.

If you mean protestant, no... I’m have no religious beliefs. If you mean anything else I don’t know what you mean...

Actually, I said every Irish person I know.... but ok.

Because someone being dead doesn’t erase their horrible behavior?

She was a garbage person. Every Irish person I know can’t stand her.

And he was right.

You should own none of these by the way.... Except in your heart...

Betty Botta bought some butter;

How about a Bush Baby?

Yes but how do I get rid of the tracking chip after they inject it along with the flu shot? Just scratch it out with my fingernails? Probably just scratch it out with my fingernails....