Mao ZeDon?

Idi Amini-Hands?

It’s Cousin Itt.... Two T’s.

“Ok, cards on the table, time.” Is that an English Beat shout-out?

BMW’s don’t even have rice cookers...

It’s like meeting the worst person on the planet..... and then meeting his beautiful wife.

Yes but are they sweet, sweet fantasies?

At the Gaylord National Resort, no less....

CPAC: Cuck Pedos Aren’t Cool.....

There are sex clubs and bath houses where you could easily have sex with multiple people in a minimum amount of time.

As an American, I stand United with him. El Al of us in the Southwest Frontier hope he hasn’t lost his Spirit. Also my friend Ryan is in the Delta, Delta, Delta fraternity... He’s British.

I thought Easy D was really phoning it in on his last album....

Bespoke lies are “alternative facts”.

There’s a Spice Girl joke in there someone.... or maybe a Spice Man.

Not a scream mask.... skeleton mask....

Wine gums please...

Nothing red please...

That’s a Saturday!