I know all Russians look and sound alike, but you are thinking of Alexander Semin.

You don’t actually WATCH hockey, do you?

Kind of a side comment but anybody notice how Braden Holtby celebrates his teammates’ goals by skating to the bench for the knuckle bump? I just think it’s pretty cool. It’d be awesome if more goaltenders did that. (Of course I wouldn’t be surprised if some goaltenders have an “in the zone” mindset/superstition where…

If you’d kill yourself because you have only one day to live, then you’d really only have one day to live the day before you found out you had one day to live.

“The record-breaking goal was a tap from a nice little pass by Nicklas Backstrom, who had also assisted on Fedorov’s record-setting goal in 2008.”

Backstrom has to be one of the least appreciated players in the game right now. Dude is really really good.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the massive amounts of money I made playing a fake position.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

They should try KFC 8462852 instead.

And more recently:

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Not sure about ‘blew them out.’ Two of those goals were empty net goals. And a Caps goal was disallowed on incredibly weak goalie-interference grounds. (i.e. Tim Peel). But your point stands. Team needed #8.

I’d probably stay away from my job too if my coach was the devil.