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Tron 3 gets cancelled and uncancelled more often than Community. Don’t play with my heart like this.

Hey lay off, after his bout of insanity, Mr Scott got his groove back. (This is his latest doodle)

The explanation’s easy, if unsatisfying

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Your phone rings. It isn’t one of the two people you talk to regularly, but also doesn’t appear to be a bill

What is this thing on his back? Some kind of stick? As a primitive screwhead I am confused.

I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”

For a second, I thought that was pic of that monkey snowboarding in the wild.

From the FB post:

BOO THIS MAN!

Because it’s funny when you see the trainer fall but then you’re like, oh shit, Kuechly probably has a serious head injury

I, Robot.

“Dude she just shot at you with her eyes closed!”

SLEEPING MAN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS

Well, I’ll explain: jumpscare are when things “jump”, as it were (metaphorically, that is) suddenly on screen, often with a jolt of noise, intended to emulate an alertness of your senses (plus a flux of adrenaline) usually simplified as the fight or flight response. Because historically, sudden and unexpected noisy

I first heard about this film on the Lovecraft eZine. If you’re into these types of films and don’t already know about it you should check it out. They keep their readers up to date with lists of films of interest on both YouTube and Netflix.

There was a mythbusters or something with Drew Brees where they put him against an olympic archer for accuracy... and he WHOOPED the archer's ass. It was amazing.

(To be clear, Brees was throwing footballs, the archer was shooting arrows.)