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Also, this:

OK, here you go:

“Video review confirms the call on the ice. We have a good goal.”

Occasionally they’ll do a video on why they don’t. They had one for a hit by Wilson on (I think) one of the Schenn brothers, and I actually found it fascinating not for the explanation of why there was no supplemental discipline, but because they basically did a forechecking tutorial during the video: http://video.nhl.

****SPOILER ALERT (although if you read the whole article, I guess not so much)***

What about the twinkie??

Sometimes an attacking player will intentionally shoot a puck wide, so it will bounce off the boards & land where net-crashing teammates can take advantage of the rebound...or it could be that the attacking player couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn...

Just going off the trailer: Had this movie come out in 1990-92, 9-to-11-year-old-me’s brain would’ve hemorrhaged from the sheer awesomeness. Now, I’m just kind of like ‘meh’...

I’m sure others have brought this up already, but:

Ah! A visual presentation. Thank you, sir!

“Considering he’s been only one of two elite players on the Caps’ roster for 10 years, coached by 1st-time coaches & managed by a GM who, among other bad decisions, once traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat, I’m still gonna claim he’s a coach-killer, whether it’s 2013 or 2016.”

You’re wondering if he’s a “passenger”. A valid question, to which I’d answer that he also played for Sweden in the Olympics (barred from the gold-medal game (for taking Sudafed), but...)...

Funny you mention Corsi, because Ovechkin torches Federov in that regard (even during the Oates years, where the team’s Corsi was below 50%):

Goaltenders are the biggest head cases. As proof, I present to you Exhibit B, for “Bryzgalov”...

Ovi as a coach-killer is so 2013.

On the plus side, at least now nhl.com will only post 3 articles a day on him...

Agreed that the Sabres probably won’t make the playoffs, but the silver lining here is the Sabres are at least trending in the right direction. I think you guys are going to be scary good in about 3-4 seasons...

You’ll have to see the story. It’ll all make sense.

To answer your first question: It’s been coming back up on ‘Recommended Stories’ lately. I’m guessing people are finding this article while looking for horror videos & such (Halloween being the closest holiday coming up, Yom Kippur & Columbus Day notwithstanding), seeing your comments, and feeling like ‘dispensing