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...the fuck did I just read?

Let’s say Netflix introduces a new app that allows you to watch a movie you’ve already seen, but it wipes your memory so it feels like this is the first time you’ve ever seen it and you can be completely surprised by whatever happens. Which film do you “see” first?

So move.

Correct. After 7 games against a team that almost swept the Pens...

Repeating what others have said while adding something: You still have to get past that first step of not only winning the faceoff, but also directing the puck in Ovi’s direction in the hope that a Blueshirt doesn’t read the play & intercept or at least knock the puck off course (more than one analysis of Ovi’s famous

‘Win/lose’: Yes, it’s both. Good call. Blech.

And he’s not even the tallest goaltender. Ben Bishop is 6’7.

That actually sounds like a typical Priest concert in the 80s. Not sure that’s just the coliseum...

The police rarely drive significantly faster than the speed limit unless they're en route to busting up a terrorist plot

Jesus Christ, do you spambots ever learn?

This is how they treat me when I'm down and out?

The Muslims and the crusading barbarians.

I meant Neal McDonough as the BYU coach...

We all agree that this is a dumb idea. That being said: If it works, and this guy ends up starting in the NFL, be prepared for The Blind Side 'sequel' starring Neal McDonough...

I didn't even know Hernandez was at the game...

Suplex your boss through a plate-glass window.

Walsh's office says this is really no big deal, it's in every USOC contract

I can't speak for Jared87, but if I may interject: Winning those three games is enough to impress me, but 'fighting a bear' would impress me even more...